The Questionable Estate

PERKASA Disappointed at Malay Leaders Calling Malays: "Easily Confused"



The leader of PERKASA, trying to hide his double chin
while tired of Malays dubbed "easily confused".

Putrajaya, Feb 11 - Malay-Rights group, PERKASA, known for their vicious critique against those who speak against Malay-privileges have come forward condemning Malay leaders for insulting the Malays. In a police report against multiple parties, Ibrahim Ali claimed that several politicians have insulted the Malay community by saying that might get easily confused by "negative influences." He was referring to the ban of the word Allah for the Catholic Herald by the Federal Court and also the usage in a badly translated Ultraman coloring book.

"We wholeheartedly disagree with their characterization of the Malays. It's as if they are painting that the Malay community couldn't differentiate between a Christian newspaper and verses from the Quran. It's as if the word Catholic was never in the header!" said Ibrahim Ali, who was also part of the board of directors for Universiti Teknologi MARA (UiTM). He further added "No wonder the Indian and Chinese community control the economy. It's because we have conditioned our children to think they can't hear the opinions of others and reason their way out! Don't talk shit I tell you! Three times!" It was also reported that his statement fulfilled his personal daily goal of talking about the Chinese and Indian communities taking over the economy. "It is as if there is a conspiracy in the opposition by convincing the government to have these policies and claiming that a coloring book in Japan can shatter the iman of a pious man. I'm surprised UMNO does not find it offensive."

When asked about the recent debate about sex education, the man was not shy from commenting about the statement give by PAS clerics who said that it will only encourage kids to watch porn. "They are not giving teens enough credit. They probably watch porn regardless. Especially Jewish porn." There was no further statement whether the dig against the Jews were part of his daily quota of anti-antisemitism or him acknowledging his fetish for Israeli women. But TQE can still ensure that he still love his quotas.